If I want advice about who to vote for, or any political advice, I'll get it from a reliable, informed and objective source.
You have no political experience, insight or information.
You are emotional, bigoted and shortsighted.
Shut up.
Don't even vote.
That way there is less chance of a bigot getting elected.
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
If you give location updates unfriend me now!
You are not a movie star or a celebrity.
The fact that you are having lunch somewhere is of no consequence to any of us.
Dickhead Dave, your bowling buddy at the office, might give a shit that you are having lunch at a restaurant that actually has linen napkins.
We don't.
"Mike is having lunch at Arthur's"
Arsewipe.
The fact that you are having lunch somewhere is of no consequence to any of us.
Dickhead Dave, your bowling buddy at the office, might give a shit that you are having lunch at a restaurant that actually has linen napkins.
We don't.
"Mike is having lunch at Arthur's"
Arsewipe.
If you post constant photo's of your kids unfriend me now!
Enough with the photo's of your kids already.
Create a family list and sent it to them.
But don't send them to 135 vague friends who mostly don't give a shit.
I saw her last week.
Twice.
She looks like you poor thing.
Create a family list and sent it to them.
But don't send them to 135 vague friends who mostly don't give a shit.
I saw her last week.
Twice.
She looks like you poor thing.
If you post smug holiday photo's unfriend me now!
Does anybody work.
I do.
And I don't want to see your fucking skiiing holiday photographs smugly sipping champagne in the Alps.
You fucking show off.
We all know you are rich and loaded and an arsehole.
We don't need facebook to know that.
We can tell by your car.
I do.
And I don't want to see your fucking skiiing holiday photographs smugly sipping champagne in the Alps.
You fucking show off.
We all know you are rich and loaded and an arsehole.
We don't need facebook to know that.
We can tell by your car.
If you have a Cute Dog Profile Photo unfriend me now!
Having one of your pets as your profile photo is fucking weird.
Especially a cute dog.
Especially a cute, small, dead dog.
She died.
Get over it.
WTF
Especially a cute dog.
Especially a cute, small, dead dog.
She died.
Get over it.
WTF
If you are a Sports Parent unfriend me now!
Nobody gives a shit that your eight year old won the regional title.
No matter how you twist it or how badly and thickly you try and hide it, we can all see you are just fucking gloating.
She won it not you.
Other than your lonely spinster sister, who will reply three times, nobody really gives a shit.
Even her grandmother is embarrassed.
No matter how you twist it or how badly and thickly you try and hide it, we can all see you are just fucking gloating.
She won it not you.
Other than your lonely spinster sister, who will reply three times, nobody really gives a shit.
Even her grandmother is embarrassed.
If you wish your kids happy birthday on facebook unfriend me now!
It is sad for both you and your child thta they are going to get their birthday wish via facebook.
Oh, hold on.
Thats right.
Its not for your child.
Its for you. You wierdly need to reinforce to yourself that you love your child.
You need all of us to see what a great parent you are.
You have issues.
You need approval and seek affirmation from your friends.
Rather don't.
Fuckwit.
Oh, hold on.
Thats right.
Its not for your child.
Its for you. You wierdly need to reinforce to yourself that you love your child.
You need all of us to see what a great parent you are.
You have issues.
You need approval and seek affirmation from your friends.
Rather don't.
Fuckwit.
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