ONE THOUSAND AND ONE PERFECTLY COMPELLING REASONS TO UNFRIEND PEOPLE.
ONE THOUSAND AND ONE IMPERFECT AND UNCOMPELLING PEOPLE, WHO ARE WITHOUT REASON, AND WHO NEED TO BE UNFRIENDED.
NOW!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

If you are a Sports Parent unfriend me now!

Nobody gives a shit that your eight year old won the regional title.
No matter how you twist it or how badly and thickly you try and hide it, we can all see you are just fucking gloating.
She won it not you.
Other than your lonely spinster sister, who will reply three times, nobody really gives a shit.
Even her grandmother is embarrassed.

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