ONE THOUSAND AND ONE PERFECTLY COMPELLING REASONS TO UNFRIEND PEOPLE.
ONE THOUSAND AND ONE IMPERFECT AND UNCOMPELLING PEOPLE, WHO ARE WITHOUT REASON, AND WHO NEED TO BE UNFRIENDED.
NOW!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

If you give location updates unfriend me now!

You are not a movie star or a celebrity.
The fact that you are having lunch somewhere is of no consequence to any of us.

Dickhead Dave, your bowling buddy at the office, might give a shit that you are having lunch at a restaurant that actually has linen napkins.

We don't.
"Mike is having lunch at Arthur's"

Arsewipe.

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