ONE THOUSAND AND ONE PERFECTLY COMPELLING REASONS TO UNFRIEND PEOPLE.
ONE THOUSAND AND ONE IMPERFECT AND UNCOMPELLING PEOPLE, WHO ARE WITHOUT REASON, AND WHO NEED TO BE UNFRIENDED.
NOW!

Monday, July 23, 2012

If you bring your dogs to the coffee shop, unfriend me now

If you bring your two Alsatian sized dogs with you to the coffee shop that I am working in, and the then bark at every person walking in, unfriend me now.

You idiot.
Paris Hilton looks like a moron with a biscuit sized dog draped over her arm.

You look like a prized tit with your two smelly, damp tail thumping dogs stumbling all over the place and slobbering in my coffee.

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