ONE THOUSAND AND ONE PERFECTLY COMPELLING REASONS TO UNFRIEND PEOPLE. ONE THOUSAND AND ONE IMPERFECT AND UNCOMPELLING PEOPLE, WHO ARE WITHOUT REASON, AND WHO NEED TO BE UNFRIENDED. NOW!
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
If you pooped on the floor unfriend me now
If you are Feta Lilly the kitten
Who shat on the kitchen floor early this morning.
Right next to the litter box.
During breakfast.
Unfriend me now.
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