ONE THOUSAND AND ONE PERFECTLY COMPELLING REASONS TO UNFRIEND PEOPLE.
ONE THOUSAND AND ONE IMPERFECT AND UNCOMPELLING PEOPLE, WHO ARE WITHOUT REASON, AND WHO NEED TO BE UNFRIENDED.
NOW!

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

If you reminisce about your time in the army unfriend me now.

If you were in the military for less than two years, and left more than twenty years ago, and still regularly refer to your military exploits and how much you miss those good old days, and have military insignia in your profile, and links to "when we were in the military" groups.

Unfriend me now.

You weren't in the SAS.
You were a driver and a mechanic.

Get over it.
Make new friends.
Find new hobbies.
Move on.

Sorry that you got those tatoo's?

I thought not.

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