ONE THOUSAND AND ONE PERFECTLY COMPELLING REASONS TO UNFRIEND PEOPLE.
ONE THOUSAND AND ONE IMPERFECT AND UNCOMPELLING PEOPLE, WHO ARE WITHOUT REASON, AND WHO NEED TO BE UNFRIENDED.
NOW!

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Bad Gym Ettiquette - Unfriend me now!

If you are the fatty, sweaty, balding bastard, who used the second bicycle from the left at the Gym.
It's bad enough that you hogged one of only four bikes.
For 30 minutes.
Talking on your cell phone and going nowhere.

What was really knobby of you though.
Was the bucket of grey, garlic sweat that you dripped all over the handle-bars, the seat and the monitor.

You pig.

That's what the sterile spray and wipes are for.
And that is why the signs tell you to bring a towel with you.

Clean up after yourself and Unfriend me now!

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