So I take my kids to the library each week.
And so I also now take out books myself.
Now what is it with people writing in library books?
Kind of weird and definitely worth unfriending.
Type One
The Zealot - you are right wing, and take out a book that is very obviously left wing, so you scribble notes and cross out whole sections you don't agree with. You have a university degree but you Don't you have a job. Sorry to ask a stupid question, but why take out a book that is very obviously going to make you angry. Its like an atheist taking out a Bible, and then getting angry and crossing it all out. Just don't take it out.
Type Two
The Angry Person - you swear a lot and call people in the book, or who have written the book, names. Why did you take the book out in the first place. You hate Steve Jobs? Why take out his Biography? Get help
Type Three
The person who crossed out the comma on page 22 of the book I am currently reading called What the Dog Saw. You saw a comma you thought needed not to be there. It bothered you all the way through to page 27. You stopped reading. You got up to go and find a pencil. You came back and crossed out the comma on page 22. I hope you felt a lot better afterwards. I bet you haven't had sex in about 17 years.
Please can you all unfriend me now!
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