ONE THOUSAND AND ONE PERFECTLY COMPELLING REASONS TO UNFRIEND PEOPLE.
ONE THOUSAND AND ONE IMPERFECT AND UNCOMPELLING PEOPLE, WHO ARE WITHOUT REASON, AND WHO NEED TO BE UNFRIENDED.
NOW!

Thursday, August 23, 2012

If you don't have a sense of humour - Unfriend me now

If you run a major international company.
And at midnight you inadvertently receive an sms from one of your senior consultants.
Who is stumbling around St Petersberg slightly drunk.
And the sms, clearly not meant for you, reads:

"I've just made a really satisfying fart"

And you don't think it is funny.

Then unfriend me now.

What you should have done is text him back.
Two words.

"Well done"

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