ONE THOUSAND AND ONE PERFECTLY COMPELLING REASONS TO UNFRIEND PEOPLE.
ONE THOUSAND AND ONE IMPERFECT AND UNCOMPELLING PEOPLE, WHO ARE WITHOUT REASON, AND WHO NEED TO BE UNFRIENDED.
NOW!

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

If you have a really bad fake accent - Unfriend me now!

If you were born here and lived here for more than 25 years.
And now you have lived there for 5 years.
And you constantly complain about how shit is was here.
And how great it is there.
And you sound more like them than they do.

Unfriend me now you twat!

We are all glad you are gone.
Talk about something else already.
With your shitty phony accent.
We don't give a shit.

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